The English tongue

Internship

The word internship sounds concerning

Flowerflies

Butterflies are flying flowers with eyes

English spelling reform

Despite always being the best at English spelling in class, even amongst true natives, its inconsistencies bug me

Lobbying

When senators are in the lobby, commoners come there to make their wishes. This is how the word lobbying came to be

GIF

English has gibberish, which means that the easiest pronunciation wins

Words

English is a great language. I constantly create new words to improve it