Paper straws suck... NOT!

Toilet paper is wasteful, abrasive, and doesn’t even clean well

I have never worn glasses and do not intend to

Masks, even N99-kind, don’t stave off any viruses and only lead to dangerous Oxygen deficiency

People wearing AirPods are NPCs under mind-control, voluntarily frying their brains with harmful nnEMF

Pleasant dimples

Eliminating waste and pollution is a noble cause. But environmentalism today has been almost completely taken over by climate alarmists

Cracking a can open is an even better audiotactile sensation than popping a bottle’s cork

It is a designer’s job to turn life’s motorcycles into electric scooters

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