GOD: Grand Old Designer

Late dinners are dumb. I don’t need much energy when asleep

I reckon that those dying in sleep see an epic last dream

European clocks will be dialled forward by one hour tonight. This clock-switching ritual is not just pointless, but also deadly

My version of the famous René Descartes quote

It’s about to be 2022. Whatever. We should not change our actions just because of an arbitrary new beginning

Being half-asleep is the greatest feeling in the world. One feels awake, but it takes an alarm clock to actually wake up and understand what was going on